Review: The Professor
For those fatigued by the quirks and idiosyncrasies Johnny Depp injects into nearly every role, The Professor finds Depp in one of his...
Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Newt Scamander and the gang return with new characters, new beasts both great and small, and several plot strands in the admittedly...
Review: London Fields
London Fields is arguably the best example of cinematic slog, not only in recent memory but quite possibly of all time. A migraine of a...
Review: Murder on the Orient Express
"My name is Hercule Poirot, and I am probably the greatest detective in the world," remarks the resplendently mustachioed Belgian...
Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
As Captain Armando Salazar, Javier Bardem is cracked of face and glaucomic of eye, with the darkest of blood for spittle, and hair...
Review: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
A young wizard arrives in a city toting a humble leather suitcase with an unreliable lid from which many a magical creature escapes....
Review: Yoga Hosers
If randomly pieced together movies laden with cameos and fronted by obnoxious teen girls are your idea of a good time, then Kevin Smith's...
Review: Alice Through the Looking Glass
"You can't just make things how you want them to be," one character remarks in Alice Through the Looking Glass, a sequel which refuses to...
Review: Black Mass
It's not always easy to tell the cops from the robbers, one character notes in Black Mass. How many gangster films have audiences seen...
Review: Mortdecai
Before being badly brought to life onscreen in the sometimes amusing Mortdecai, the character of Lord Charlie Mortdecai was the...
